What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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