Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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