Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Randomize
