Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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