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He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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