marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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