ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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