i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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