Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
