Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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