it hurts more in the daytime
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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