as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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