I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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