well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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