I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
