Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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