she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
This show inspires me to have sex in space
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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