I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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