Got a toothbrush?
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
