Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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