i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
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