You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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