party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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