We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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