He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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