How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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