did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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