After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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