Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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