so that wasnt chicken after all
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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