worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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