if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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