I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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