All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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