she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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