im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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