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(503): View more from Oregon

Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?

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(904): View more from Florida

if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back

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(256): View more from Alabama

my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table

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whatd she say to you?

(256): View more from Alabama

no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle

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(908): View more from New Jersey

So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you

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(660): View more from Missouri

Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me

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(518): View more from New York

I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.

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(804): View more from Virginia

You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future

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