Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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