turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
All the doctor said was why
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
