I'm gonna have a badass scar
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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