Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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