I puked a lego.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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