Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
operation have a gay friend backfired
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
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