So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
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