Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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