big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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