Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Randomize
