repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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