This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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