with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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